Saturday, August 9, 2008
Gas stations play an integral part in modern society. But you know how to tell a good one from a ghetto one? No, any classy gas station can end up with that written on the bathroom wall. It's the windshield cleaner bucket. If it's got no squeegees then it's a good for nothing joint. If they would let your windshield stay filthy and let the sun glare risk your life, then they obviously don't care for you, and they are slackers. When I pull up to a nice clean jiffy store with some good windshield cleaner junk (not of rainwater) in the bucket with a sqeegee, that's how I know they care and they want the best for me. It's almost makes me feel as though the gas station attendant walked out, pumped my gas, gave me a hug, and then a full body massage.